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Saturday 6 August 2011

The Smurfs

Actually looks fun. 

Best Smurf monologue other than from a Smurf movie or cartoon goes to Donnie Darko:

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"

Judging from The Smurf movie trailer, synopsis and cast (who doesn't love Hank Azaria?) there's more here than meets the eye.

I'm sure I'll rent it.

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