The assumption for this is that we all know the score
And is overshadowed by glitz and glamour and more
I had to Google to refresh my remembering
Of the Lorax from childhood who tried to stop us from "timber" ing
But the trailer brought back the love of Dr. Suess
who gives us wuzzles and fuzzles and feffer-feffs and moose
who opens our minds and our hearts with new verse
and embraces us with laughter, confusion and bursts
Of things that are wildly and beautifully off-centre
he acts as a teacher, a friend and a mentor
where imagination is something shared by all
for all of our creatures, no matter how small
And then there's DeVito, oh Danny, my friend
who will continue to entertain and amuse 'till the end
with voice and presence much bigger than his frame
his accomplishments and stature well beyond just his name
But trailer for this, the Lorax, you see
Is colourful, bouncy, too shiny for me
A message is sent, in the trailer not clear
and left me wanting not popcorn, but beer
Not all know the message of the Lorax here-in
where environmental - ism must surely begin
to plant a tree from each one that is torn
to replenish the forest so another is born
I know I will see it but when, I'm not certain
perhaps when my son opens the four-year-old curtain
but Suess in his brilliance makes us not want to grow-up
and I hope that the film makers don't f**k this one up
This blog was inspired by Max Beerbohm (August 24, 1872 – May 20, 1956) an English essayist, parodist, critic and caricaturist. He was once asked how he wrote his book reviews. He answered, "I look at the book, write the review and, if I like the review, I'll read the book." I sort of apply Max's approach to movies. Kind of like judging a book by its cover... only judging a movie by its trailer.
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Excellent job, my friend. The good doctor would be proud.
ReplyDeleteAs film reviews go
ReplyDeleteThis one's really quite terse
But I must give you points
For composing in verse
Your rhymes are quite clever, and fitting and cute
Does your muse visit you in her barbaloot suit?
Cheers!
Thank you for commenting with the reference, barbaloot
DeleteI giggled & smiled as your comments where quite a hoot
Though I wouldn't say "terse" when refering to my verse
Thanks for the effort, it could have been worse...
And thanks for reading!
And today, you are you,
ReplyDeletethat is truer that true.
There is no one alive
who is Youer than You.
…And you’re awesome,
yer dudeliness…
And you are awesome for reading the blog!
DeleteThank you, Greggie!
Okay. Dude, I finally read it. Funny. Stop asking me about reading it. I read it. You were here. You saw. Good review, though. ASS kick good.
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