I received this email late last night and love it...
Subject Line: Re: the horrible bloodbath offering, "Real Steel"
To the Cruel & thoughtless heads of Touchstone Pictures:
As the President & first & only member of PETCGR(People for the Ethical Treatment of CG Robots) I was appalled by your latest Robot Snuff film, "Real Steel".
Was three Transformers not enough? When will the Torque Madas of Hollywood stop allowing CG Robots to be tortured & battered for their own sick amusement? What if the combatantant in the CG ring were your own CG son or daughter?
For shame, Touchstone Pictures for allowing such blatant CG cruelty to be exploited to line your coffers.
Sincerely,
NAME WITHELD
President
PETCGR
This blog was inspired by Max Beerbohm (August 24, 1872 – May 20, 1956) an English essayist, parodist, critic and caricaturist. He was once asked how he wrote his book reviews. He answered, "I look at the book, write the review and, if I like the review, I'll read the book." I sort of apply Max's approach to movies. Kind of like judging a book by its cover... only judging a movie by its trailer.
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